August 25, 2005

$%&@*# Poison Ivy!

I got poison ivy for the first time about six years ago. Since then, I've gotten it once every summer...except this year, because this summer I am blessed enough to have it TWICE! I just noticed the symptoms today while at work. It always starts just under my chin and then spreads in both directions. Of course, I'm going to a wedding on Saturday. I'm going to look really impressive. Fortunately, eyes will be focused on the bride, not the lobster hiding in a rear pew.

Guess what I did yesterday? Worked in the yard.

That's it. No more yard work for me!

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