August 21, 2006

Caption Contest 3: In the Pen

Caption contest three is underway:

AP Photo/Daniel Berehulak

This contest will last approximately one week...

Other contests 'round the 'sphere:

In The Right Place
Bloggin' Out Loud
Brainfuel
Lucky Dawg News

Caption Contest 2 Winners: Lookin' For the Stash

So sorry this is late...I had trouble signing on to MuNu over the weekend. Here are the winners of last week's contest. Thanks to everyone for playing!

Airport security search AP Photo, Nick Ut, Pool

Honorable Mention

Suit-"That's headache powder"!
desert camo-"Yeah and I'm a proctologist".
forest camo-"We have a winner"!
Beerme

Well technically since you're trying to smuggle nose hair clippers on board, I'm allowed to give you a body cavity search.
Rodney Dill

Mr. Daschle, if you call me "boy" one more time, I am going to use this butane powered anal stimulator on you and your day is going to be BAD. Bad, I tell you.
Two Dogs

Best Pop Culture Reference

Sgt. Samuel Jackson checs a bag to make sure no mother f*&%in snakes get on the plane
Chris

Top 10

10. Oh dear, this weighs more than 1 gram. Please step to your left sir so that Private Sanchez may administer the cavity search.
Charles Austin

9. Inspector: Can you demonstrate how you would use this Sir?
Traveler: No, but I think you Private can.
Timmer

8. "I don't care if you are Bill Nye, mixing Mentos and coke in a confined space can brong down plane."
Rodney Dill

7. "We're sorry for the inconvenience sir, we've heard received intelligence about a Nazi infiltrator..."
Adjustah

6. You can shut up and I can search your bag, or keep whining and I'll show you what I can search with this glove. The choice is yours."
Stephen Macklin

5. Army Private: "One Swedish enlargement pump."
Businessman: "It's not mine!"
Wyatt Earp

4. Hey, mang, what's with the short curlies on the Chapstick? That's just gross!
Cowboy Blob

3. You're in luck, Mr. Smith...Captain Rodriguez has volunteered to give you a tour of our special "Deep Tissue Massage Room."
Ken

2. Sir, We are going to have to confiscate your 5lb tub of Astro Glide...
sgtfluffy

1. Sorry but I have to feel around up there. But did you know that all males 45 and over need to have regular prostate exams?
John Ruberry

Applause, applause!

August 12, 2006

Caption Contest 2: Lookin' For the Stash

Here's the photo for this week:

Airport security search AP Photo, Nick Ut, Pool

The winners will be announced on or about next Saturday, August 19th. Good luck!

Looking for more caption contest fun? Check these out:

In the Right Place
Bloggin' Out Loud
Brainfuel
Bravo Zulu
Bullwinkle Blog
Commonwealth Conservative
The Daily Brief
The Gone Rick Motel
GOP and the City
A Limey in Bermuda
Lucky Dawg News
Outside the Beltway
Rightlinx
Villainous Company
WILLisms
Wizbang!

(I stole the above list from Mr. Right, but didn't think he'd mind!)

Winners: Blogmeister's First Ever Caption Contest

Here's the picture that started it all:

Arabic camp in Minneapolis (AP Photo/Steve Kohls)

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for:

Honorable Mention:

And another difference -- the offering is called the "dhimmi."
Steve O

Jihad has been bery, bery good to me.
bullwinkle

Top 10:

10. Muslim camp leader tries to fit in with Minnesotans by wearing Vikings colors for her indoctrination exercise.
John Ruberry

9. "If you ever thought about killing your sister for kissing a boy... "You might be a Jihadi."
Stephen Macklin

8. At suicide-bomber summer camp --
"Okay, everybody pay the attention. I am will only going to show you this once time only."
Steve O

7. If one of you martyrs yourself, your family will get a lutefisk this big, inshallah!
Beerme

6. "Okay, children, who among you can spot the suicide belt I am wearing? No one? No one? Good! Today, I am going to teach each and every one of you how to dress in layers to hide the bulges and the wires. Soon, you will all be blowing yourselves up in crowded restaurants and buses for the glory of Allah!"

5. "Okay, children, when the Israelis arrive, you must remember to stand in front of the brave Hezbollah guerillas and allow them to shoot around you..."
Mr. Right

4. "The left one is for wiping and the right one is for eating, no wait, the left one...er, does anyone have a Koran, I want to know whether to gargle with Listerine or Preparation H."
Beerme

3."Look at all this collateral damage! You make my job so easy!"
Ken

2. Mr. Rajah's Neighborhood
Adjustah

1. If you're an infidel and you know it,
Clap your hands
(Clap hands twice)
If you're an infidel and you know it,
Clap your hands
(Clap hands twice)
If you're an infidel and you know it,
Then when I cut your throat your neck will surely show it
If you're an infidel and you know it,
Clap your hands.
(Clap hands twice)

If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Stomp your feet
(Stomp feet twice)
If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Stomp your feet
(Stomp feet twice)
If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Then I'll blow myself up and your bodyparts will surely show it
If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Stomp your feet.
(Stomp feet twice)

If you're a Joo and you know it,
Shout "Hurray!"
(Shout "Hurray!")
If you're a Joo and you know it,
Shout "Hurray!"
(Shout "Hurray!")
If you're a Joo and you know it,
Then the Katushas rockets I rain down on you will surely show it
If you're a Joo and you know it,
Shout "Hurray!"
(Shout "Hurray!")

If you're Muslim and you know it,
Do all three
(Beat head twice with fists, do the loo loo loo thing with your tongue, then shout "Allah Akbhar!")
If you're Muslim and you know it,
Do all three
(Beat head twice with fists, do the loo loo loo thing with your tongue, then shout "Allah Akbhar!")
If you're Muslim and you know it,
The 6th century primitiveness will surely show it
If you're Muslim and you know it,
Do all three.
(Beat head twice with fists, do the loo loo loo thing with your tongue, then shout "Allah Akbhar!")
Chris

Thanks to all who played! The next contest is up. Good luck!

August 05, 2006

Blogmeister's First Ever Caption Contest

Arabic camp in Minneapolis (AP Photo/Steve Kohls)

I've been playing a few caption contests 'round the blogosphere for a while now, and am inspired to start my own. Enter your captions in the comments section; results will be announced on Saturday, August 8.