Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

August 12, 2006

Winners: Blogmeister's First Ever Caption Contest

Here's the picture that started it all:

Arabic camp in Minneapolis (AP Photo/Steve Kohls)

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for:

Honorable Mention:

And another difference -- the offering is called the "dhimmi."
Steve O

Jihad has been bery, bery good to me.
bullwinkle

Top 10:

10. Muslim camp leader tries to fit in with Minnesotans by wearing Vikings colors for her indoctrination exercise.
John Ruberry

9. "If you ever thought about killing your sister for kissing a boy... "You might be a Jihadi."
Stephen Macklin

8. At suicide-bomber summer camp --
"Okay, everybody pay the attention. I am will only going to show you this once time only."
Steve O

7. If one of you martyrs yourself, your family will get a lutefisk this big, inshallah!
Beerme

6. "Okay, children, who among you can spot the suicide belt I am wearing? No one? No one? Good! Today, I am going to teach each and every one of you how to dress in layers to hide the bulges and the wires. Soon, you will all be blowing yourselves up in crowded restaurants and buses for the glory of Allah!"

5. "Okay, children, when the Israelis arrive, you must remember to stand in front of the brave Hezbollah guerillas and allow them to shoot around you..."
Mr. Right

4. "The left one is for wiping and the right one is for eating, no wait, the left one...er, does anyone have a Koran, I want to know whether to gargle with Listerine or Preparation H."
Beerme

3."Look at all this collateral damage! You make my job so easy!"
Ken

2. Mr. Rajah's Neighborhood
Adjustah

1. If you're an infidel and you know it,
Clap your hands
(Clap hands twice)
If you're an infidel and you know it,
Clap your hands
(Clap hands twice)
If you're an infidel and you know it,
Then when I cut your throat your neck will surely show it
If you're an infidel and you know it,
Clap your hands.
(Clap hands twice)

If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Stomp your feet
(Stomp feet twice)
If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Stomp your feet
(Stomp feet twice)
If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Then I'll blow myself up and your bodyparts will surely show it
If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Stomp your feet.
(Stomp feet twice)

If you're a Joo and you know it,
Shout "Hurray!"
(Shout "Hurray!")
If you're a Joo and you know it,
Shout "Hurray!"
(Shout "Hurray!")
If you're a Joo and you know it,
Then the Katushas rockets I rain down on you will surely show it
If you're a Joo and you know it,
Shout "Hurray!"
(Shout "Hurray!")

If you're Muslim and you know it,
Do all three
(Beat head twice with fists, do the loo loo loo thing with your tongue, then shout "Allah Akbhar!")
If you're Muslim and you know it,
Do all three
(Beat head twice with fists, do the loo loo loo thing with your tongue, then shout "Allah Akbhar!")
If you're Muslim and you know it,
The 6th century primitiveness will surely show it
If you're Muslim and you know it,
Do all three.
(Beat head twice with fists, do the loo loo loo thing with your tongue, then shout "Allah Akbhar!")
Chris

Thanks to all who played! The next contest is up. Good luck!