August 05, 2006
Blogmeister's First Ever Caption Contest
Arabic camp in Minneapolis (AP Photo/Steve Kohls)
I've been playing a few caption contests 'round the blogosphere for a while now, and am inspired to start my own. Enter your captions in the comments section; results will be announced on Saturday, August 8.
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If you're an infidel and you know it,
Clap your hands
(Clap hands twice)
If you're an infidel and you know it,
Clap your hands
(Clap hands twice)
If you're an infidel and you know it,
Then when I cut your throat your neck will surely show it
If you're an infidel and you know it,
Clap your hands.
(Clap hands twice)
If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Stomp your feet
(Stomp feet twice)
If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Stomp your feet
(Stomp feet twice)
If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Then I'll blow myself up and your bodyparts will surely show it
If you're the Great Satan and you know it,
Stomp your feet.
(Stomp feet twice)
If you're a Joo and you know it,
Shout "Hurray!"
(Shout "Hurray!")
If you're a Joo and you know it,
Shout "Hurray!"
(Shout "Hurray!")
If you're a Joo and you know it,
Then the Katushas rockets I rain down on you will surely show it
If you're a Joo and you know it,
Shout "Hurray!"
(Shout "Hurray!")
If you're Muslim and you know it,
Do all three
(Beat head twice with fists, do the loo loo loo thing with your tongue, then shout "Allah Akbhar!")
If you're Muslim and you know it,
Do all three
(Beat head twice with fists, do the loo loo loo thing with your tongue, then shout "Allah Akbhar!")
If you're Muslim and you know it,
The 6th century primitiveness will surely show it
If you're Muslim and you know it,
Do all three.
(Beat head twice with fists, do the loo loo loo thing with your tongue, then shout "Allah Akbhar!")
Jihad has been bery, bery good to me.
Posted by: bullwinkle at August 5, 2006 06:46 PMMuslim camp leader tries to fit in with Minnesotans by wearing Vikings colors for her indoctrination exercise.
Posted by: John Ruberry at August 5, 2006 08:35 PM"If you ever thought about killing your sister for kissing a boy...
"You might be a Jihadi."
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at August 5, 2006 08:58 PM"Okay, children, who among you can spot the suicide belt I am wearing? No one? No one? Good! Today, I am going to teach each and every one of you how to dress in layers to hide the bulges and the wires. Soon, you will all be blowing yourselves up in crowded restaurants and buses for the glory of Allah!"
Posted by: Mr. Right at August 6, 2006 09:06 PMI cannot top the first comment. That has to be the winner!
Posted by: Aaron at August 7, 2006 10:03 AM"The left one is for wiping and the right one is for eating, no wait, the left one...er, does anyone have a Koran, I want to know whether to gargle with Listerine or Preparation H."
Posted by: Beerme at August 7, 2006 06:49 PMAnd another difference -- the offering is called the "dhimmi."
Posted by: Steve O at August 7, 2006 09:54 PMAt suicide-bomber summer camp --
"Okay, everybody pay the attention. I am will only going to show you this once time only."
Posted by: Steve O at August 7, 2006 09:56 PM"Look at all this collateral damage! You make my job so easy!"
Posted by: Ken at August 7, 2006 10:27 PM"Okay, children, when the Israelis arrive, you must remember to stand in front of the brave Hezbollah guerillas and allow them to shoot around you..."
Posted by: Mr. Right at August 7, 2006 11:48 PMIf one of you martyrs yourself, your family will get a lutefisk this big, inshallah!
Posted by: Beerme at August 8, 2006 06:40 PMMr. Rajah's Neighborhood
Posted by: Adjustah at August 11, 2006 09:28 AMHava nagilah, Hava nagilah, Hava nagilah venism'chah...
Posted by: charles austin at August 13, 2006 10:10 AM
