August 08, 2005

Don't Spam Two Dogs...

unless you're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Here's his response to spam from JohnKerry.com, asking him for contributions. While it's a shame Kerry himself won't read it, perhaps it gave a staffer a spasm or two.

Here we go. You start this crap not by spelling out your intentions for our country but by once again attacking Republicans. Santorum is a "right-wing extremist"? How does it look when the Democrat Party has an Far-Left, Purple Heart stealing, Lurch-resembling, traitorous, lying, gold-digging, appeasement monkey as its Presidential candidate? Nobody is buying your crap. Oh, and you throw and catch like a girl. No offense to all those girls that can actually throw and catch. You know what I mean.

Hee hee!

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