July 30, 2005
Dear Blue States: Kiss My A**
Two Dogs over at Mean Ol' Meany has given a whoop-ass fisking to one of those anonymous e-mail "letters" written to the Red States from the Blue States. Click here to read it all. Here is just a sample to whet your appetite (his comments are in italics):
We've decided we're leaving. (Well, damn, it's about time.) We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. (Don't let the screen door hit you in the ass.)[...]
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, (Y'all believe in Socialism, which is worse??) 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty (No, we still believe it's sacred, that's why we put to death someone that doesn't believe it is.) or gun laws (I have no idea what that means. Guns and "life is sacred"?), 44 percent say thatevolution is only a theory, (Uh, is that why they call it the "Theory of Evolution"?) 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 (No, but 100% of you dumbasses think that we do.) and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. (No, it's closer to 100% of us crazy bastards. You better not forget that we are crazy or we will WHIP. YOUR. ASS.)
There's lots more where THAT came from. Read it...NOW. And get ready to laugh your butt off.
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