May 06, 2005

Hitting a New Low

GoldenPalace.com, the online casino that has purchased such treasures recently as the sandwich resembling the Virgin Mary and a haunted cane, claims they have now purchased something with real star quality:

Online casino Golden Palace has spilled $5,001 for Britney Spears' alleged home pregnancy test. "It's hard to put a price on Britney Spears' urine," Golden Palace spokesman Drew Black told The Associated Press Wednesday.

Perhaps the next logical step is to dig through the trash of clinics that give colonic irrigation to the Hollywood crowd....ugh!

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