January 30, 2006
Joke of the Day
Cookiewrangler sent me this one:
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a lady was high on cocaine and marijuana and she
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had
left to work with was the horses blond mane and a big ass. Now she's
the Senator from New York."
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