July 21, 2006
Ode to Entitlement
(sung to the tune of America the Beautiful)
Jack Kennedy was wrong to say
"What can you do for us?"
Self-reliance is for suckers
Clearly not for us!
America, America,
Can't do enough for me!
The government is here to serve
And do it all for free!
I want it all, I want it now
Let taxpayers foot the bill.
Responsibility is only
For those on The Hill!
America, America,
Don't inconvenience me!
Solve all my private problems now
And do it immediately!
This ditty is dedicated to all those who feel the evacuation of vacationers in Lebanon this past week by our government didn't meet their lofty standards, and anyone else who believes in government doing for them what they should be doing for themselves.
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