Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

September 18, 2006

Burqas R Us

With radical Muslims doing what they can to spread Islam to all four corners of the earth, forcing every man, woman and child to either convert or die, I began to wonder what I could do to profit from this coming turn of events.

Who loves to shop? Women! What will women need when the Islamic conversion is complete (at least here in the Great Satan, aka America)? Burqas!

So here, for your shopping pleasure, is Burqas R Us. There are plenty of styles and fabrics to choose from, and burqas to acommodate every budget. (The downside of my opening this business is that once the world bows down to Shari'a law, I will not be able to run Burqas R Us myself, as I will no longer even be allowed out of my home without a male relative escorting me. Still, I figure Burqas R Us is a great public service.)

Perfect for formal occasions!

For young ladies who are not ready to wear black

What the fashionable woman wears when she is about to be stoned to death for adultery

You can wear this on days when a sandstorm is not in the forecast

We suggest you not wear this unless it's in the safe confines of your own home, lest you tempt men away from the true path with your wiles

Popular with twins and those who like those cute mother/daughter outfits

Chic yet casual, a popular "out on the town" burqa

Every woman who actively participates in jihad needs to be properly dressed!

This daring number is popular with women whose husbands take on more than one wife, so he can tell them apart more easily

The wedding burqa. Special storage options for saving it for your unworthy daughter's wedding are available.

Don't wear this one after Labor Day!

High-end formal burqa, popular with celebrities attending film premieres