Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

November 14, 2006

Jihad Rock!

It’s the album you’ve been waiting for! Jihad-Tel Records presents Jihad Rock! Many of your favorites have been included in this fantastic recording, including 100 Infidels Chained to The Wall, All the Women Must Get Stoned, and this classic:

Killin’ for Allah (to tune of Walkin’ on Sunshine)

I’m killin’ for Allah
Whoa
I’m killin’ for Allah
Whoa
I’m killin’ for Allah
Whoa
And it really feels good!
Hey! All right now
And it really feels good!

Jihad Rock! has been called the "album of the year" by al-Jazeera. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has given it two thumbs up! And Osama bin Ladin has made it the official album of worldwide jihad. So put on your kefiya, grab your Uzzi, and get set to dance to the most rockin’ tunes since Constantinople fell!

We’ll Bomb the World (to the tune of We Are the World)

We’ll bomb the world
We’ll kill your children
Unless you all convert to Islam now
No we’re not kiddin’

There’s a chance you’re takin’
If you don’t convert now
It’s sure to be a darker day
For you not me!

Sung by renowned Muslim songstress Ameera Ahmoud, this is an album the entire family can enjoy. (Of course Ameera was subjected to an honor killing right after wrapping her studio session, in accordance with Shari’a law, for daring to sing in public.) But her unworthy spirit lives on with catchy tunes like this one:

Kill the Jews (to the tune of Hold Me Now)

Kill the Jews
Kill them now
Spare not one
They must all die, they must all die…

Kill the Jews
Kill them all
Is-ra-el
Must not survive, must not survive…

This album is selling faster than a suicide bomber can blow himself up. To get your copy, send a check or money order for ریال150,100 and your firstborn son to:

Jihad Rock
110 Suicide Bomber Way
Behind-A-Rock, Iraq