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November 14, 2006

Jihad Rock!

Its the album youve been waiting for! Jihad-Tel Records presents Jihad Rock! Many of your favorites have been included in this fantastic recording, including 100 Infidels Chained to The Wall, All the Women Must Get Stoned, and this classic:

Killin for Allah (to tune of Walkin on Sunshine)

Im killin for Allah
Whoa
Im killin for Allah
Whoa
Im killin for Allah
Whoa
And it really feels good!
Hey! All right now
And it really feels good!
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Jihad Rock! has been called the "album of the year" by al-Jazeera. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has given it two thumbs up! And Osama bin Ladin has made it the official album of worldwide jihad. So put on your kefiya, grab your Uzzi, and get set to dance to the most rockin tunes since Constantinople fell!

Well Bomb the World (to the tune of We Are the World)

Well bomb the world
Well kill your children
Unless you all convert to Islam now
No were not kiddin

Theres a chance youre takin
If you dont convert now
Its sure to be a darker day
For you not me
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Sung by renowned Muslim songstress Ameera Ahmoud, this is an album the entire family can enjoy. (Of course Ameera was subjected to an honor killing right after wrapping her studio session, in accordance with Sharia law, for daring to sing in public.) But her unworthy spirit lives on with catchy tunes like this one:

Kill the Jews (to the tune of Hold Me Now)

Kill the Jews
Kill them now
Spare not one
They must all die, they must all die

Oh

Kill the Jews
Kill them all
Is-ra-el
Must not survive, must not survive

This album is selling faster than a suicide bomber can blow himself up. To get your copy, send a check or money order for ریال150,100 and your firstborn son to:

Jihad Rock
110 Suicide Bomber Way
Behind-A-Rock, Iraq

ChildJihad

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Posted by Pam Meister at 09:51 AM | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Humor
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In order to be more inclusive, I think shopping malls should play this album instead of Christmas carols during the Winterval season.

Posted by: Van Helsing at November 14, 2006 11:27 AM

LOL

oh my oh my...

those wacky terrors...

Posted by: hnav at November 14, 2006 12:35 PM

I heard Kill The Jews is up for an American Music Award.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 14, 2006 01:31 PM

Perfect for Christmas!

Posted by: John Ruberry at November 14, 2006 09:50 PM

We joke...

But we should also remember that he who laughs last....

A little something to help us all remember:

Tonight (11/15) on Glenn Beck CNN Headline Prime (7 and 9 p EST)
"EXPOSED: THE EXTREMIST AGENDA"

PLEASE DON'T MISS IT!

Andrea
Radio Patriot 1

Posted by: Andrea & Mark - Radio Patriots at November 15, 2006 09:51 AM


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