August 25, 2007
Three Things
It's a little dated (the second item is the clue). It still rings true, though. Enjoy! (Sent to me by my dad.)
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THREE THINGS TO PONDER
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
Cows:
Isn't it simply amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The Constitution:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal, "Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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Cows? Bwahahahahaha!
Great post, Pam. This is priceless! (and sad, because all three are true)
Posted by: Reverse_Vampyr at August 26, 2007 12:23 PMI agree on both counts!
Posted by: Pam at August 27, 2007 09:16 AMyeah, i'm especially in-line with the "we're not using it anymore" portion.
if only the following had cows:
- bin laden
- the WMDs
- US Politician integrity (the politicians themselves can't even find it)
