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August 29, 2007

Wednesday Morning Humor

We all need a bit of funny to get us going once in a while. Here are a couple of items to start your Wednesday off. First, a joke (thanks to Nightrider for reminding me of it):

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.

The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an ass. So, He sent me."


And now, a gift for that special someone who seems to have everything:

The Hillary Nutcracker! It's a real product. The official description:

Love her or hate... you'll have nonstop fun cracking nuts with Hillary. Regardless of your affiliation (Republican or Democrat) you've just found your new favorite kitchen tool!

Work those thighs back into the White House. This might be the reason why Bill never strayed too far. Quite possibly THE toy of the 2008 election -- A must for anyone on any side of politics! Her stainless steel thigh teeth will pulverize any nut that stands in her way to the White House.

Not recommended for people without a sense of humor, Bill, or children under 12 years of age.

Plastic and stainless steel. 9" tall.


(Thanks, Kitty!)

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Posted by Pam Meister at 07:45 AM | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | Humor

They got the thighs wrong! The real ones are MUCH meatier!

Posted by: Gayle Miller at August 29, 2007 08:19 AM

Heh. I just found my next gift for the office Christmas party. Thanks Pam!

Posted by: Kyle at August 30, 2007 07:59 AM

Bwahahahaha! That's the best thing I've seen all week!!

Posted by: Reverse_Vampyr at August 30, 2007 08:24 PM

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