May 02, 2005

Paris Hilton Gets Serious...Like, Wow!

Paris Hilton, the blonde bimbo whose star has risen as a result of her famous name and partying habits is ready to put her wild days behind her:

"I'm glad I got the partying out of my system when I was young, because now I'm so over it and I can focus on my career," Hilton said one balmy afternoon late last week. "Now I'm trying to build an empire. I don't want to be known as this Hilton hotel girl my whole life. I want to make my own name."

Puh-leeze. If her name was Jill Smith, no one would have heard of her or cared if they did. The fact that she's the daughter of a wealthy family with social and business connections is the only reason we're seeing her on reality shows, commercials and the like. (She is also starring in the upcoming remake of the classic House of Wax...I hear her character gets killed off.)

She has no talent except for self-promotion. How much can you expect from someone whose trademark saying is "that's so hot!"? And for all the carping I may do about Britney "soon to be another selfish celebrity parent" Spears and her lack of real singing talent, at least she can dance...and she didn't make her way with a famous last name. What can Paris do besides showing her lack of common sense on shows like "The Simple Life" (and her in-the-sack romps with ex-boyfriends)?

I'm done ranting now...you may all go back to your daily routines.

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