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January 11, 2006

10 Thoughts for 2006

As we begin a new year, here are 10 thoughts to keep your mind occupied:

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Thanks to JB for passing it on!

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Posted by Pam Meister at 10:00 AM | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | Humor
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"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."...and hope it distracts him from getting an erection. LOL!

Posted by: Gary at January 11, 2006 12:20 PM

It must be mu.nu, cause both of your blogs hate my trackbacks.

Posted by: rightwingprof at January 11, 2006 05:41 PM

Love it! Especially the last one!

Posted by: oddybobo at January 12, 2006 02:10 PM
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