Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

May 31, 2006

Top 10 Least Favorite Bedtime Stories

Wyatt Earp over at Support Your Local Gunfighter has to start going to bed at an earlier hour. This is the twisted sort of thing one's mind comes up with in the middle of the night:

10. The Three Little Earwigs.
9. Harry Potter and the Incurable Itch.
8. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Drunk Fish.
7. Goodnight Moon, Hello Hangover!
6. Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Drop Dead?
5. Goldilocks and the Three Disgruntled Teamsters.
4. How the Grinch Stole Susie Lou Hoo’s Virginity.
3. Horton Hears a Blood-Curdling Scream.
2. The Little Engine That Could . . . With Help From Viagra.

1. Hop On (The King of) Pop.

LOL! Head on over and tell him what you think!