November 17, 2006

Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008

This has been going around the Gorenet...I mean Internet. For those of you who haven't seen it, I thought you might enjoy a Friday funny!

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to UN.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 - 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: The proper etiquette for surrender? French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama bin Ladin kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers: Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals: John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.