July 24, 2008
Obama's Prayer
Our Obama, who art in Washington
Flip-flop be thy name.
They Presidency come, they will be done
In D.C. as it was in Chicago.
Please take away our daily bread
And raise our taxes
As we appease voters who want social services.
And lead us away from self defense
And deliver us from sovereignty.
For thine is the way of globalism
And the power of Socialism
Forever and ever,
Yes we can.
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This might change the media's mind about school prayer.
Posted by: Van Helsing at July 24, 2008 09:56 AMThere is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
~Victor Borge
(BTW, I linked your post)
In his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, that's the prayer Tony Rezko recites.
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Posted by: eqpmwjpzk at July 25, 2008 08:08 PMWHERE IGNORANCE IS BLISS IT IS FOLLY TO BE WISE. HOW COME AMERICA HAVE SO MUCH STUPID PEOPLE? READING THESE BLOGS REALLY MAKES AMERICANS LOOK LIKE ASS HOLES.
Posted by: Perry at July 25, 2008 08:28 PMHave you been to the grocery stores lately? The economy is in a mess and it is not Obama fault.
Stop the hogwash, changes is coming to America, despite who will be elected. Why do you whites fear a black man so much?
After eight years of the so-called Christian in the White House and the Right-Wing Religionists bringing discrace to the name of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, it is wonderful to see that God has raised up a genuine Christian to be our next President. God Bless our next President Barack Obama, in Jesus' name we pray. Amen.
Posted by: Larenzo Baupilini at July 26, 2008 10:14 AMShut up,
I don't fear a black man, I fear a fool.
BTW, your name speaks for itself.
Posted by: john at July 26, 2008 01:24 PMHey Shut up. Why is it so important to bring up the fact fact that obama is a black man? As far as I have seen, there is nothing "Black" about this guy. What I care about, is how effective anyone who runs for the most pwerful position in the world would be. So far, this man has said, nor done anything that convinces me that he is the right man for the job. The only thing he brings to the table is the idea of change. Yeah, he's going to change things alright...My packetbook for the worst.
Posted by: Eli at July 26, 2008 04:53 PMVery stupid article but whats left??? McCain, give me a break.
Posted by: tony316 at July 27, 2008 08:40 AMWhat kind of moron are you? Is it due to chemicals in the water or to genes tainted by asbestos?
Posted by: Ken Wolman at July 27, 2008 09:40 AMtest
Posted by: paul at July 27, 2008 09:46 AMWhat a mockery to our Lord's prayer. May the woman on the left that looks like a pig with a wig wearing glasses suffer for this...
Anyway, McCain is an old man that might just "go to heaven" with a heart attack anytime...
Posted by: Yo man at July 27, 2008 10:24 AMHow crude of you, to create this mocking prayer.
You expose your own lack of good breeding thereby.
Did McCain visit the Wailing Wall and leave a prayer asking for God's guidance and help? How much do they pay you to write this kind of drivel?
"Lord — Protect my family and me. Forgive me my sins, and help me guard against pride and despair. Give me the wisdom to do what is right and just. And make me an instrument of your will"
Posted by: Larry at July 27, 2008 04:17 PMWhat we need is a president that will restore a Republic. Ever since the Nortwest Ordinance we have been on a path to Empire building. As long as we keep this path, we will be loved, hated and attacked as all Empires have been. The presumtive nominees do not matter, the two party system is bought and paid for by Global influences that span the world. This country is no longer ours, its all an illusion.
Posted by: Ed The Wise at July 27, 2008 05:03 PMYou are one sick puppy to desegrate a prayer that is recited around the world. Shame on you. Quit spewing your hatred on the internet and go back and finish your 6th grade education.
Posted by: indiana gal at July 27, 2008 05:15 PMAgree with INDIANA GAL. YOU ARE SOME SICK PUPPY,
TO MOCK SOMEBODY'S PRIVATE PRAYER .
GOD HELP FRoM ALL YOU RIGHT WING CHRISTIANS WHO HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT COMPASSION IS.
I can't understand how either Catholics or Jews support this shite!!
M O Halloran Dublin , Ireland
Posted by: M 0' Halloran at July 28, 2008 12:48 AMBill O is Jesus. If you don't believe me just watch Fox.
Posted by: peter deaton at July 28, 2008 08:41 AMLINKED. The comment section is almost as good as the post.
Posted by: THIRDWAVEDAVE at July 28, 2008 04:59 PMIt really is true -- libtards have NO sense of humor. Proof is right here in these comments. Lord, but they're cranky and nasty....
Good job Pamela. Ignore the fools. We'll just drag them along like so much dead weight.
A.
Posted by: Andrea Shea King at July 28, 2008 07:15 PMMy oh my seems the troops are a bit testy.
Posted by: at July 29, 2008 10:11 AMNow, why would y'all be picking on this little ol' cracker who composed a fine prayer to our Lord and Messiah?
Seems to me she nailed it right on the head!
Amen, Sister Pam!
Posted by: Rev. Right at July 29, 2008 05:44 PMJohn Mc Cain is just not cutting it. He is coming across as a grumpy old whining man. He doesn't put any positive ideas forward; just finds fault with Barack Obama.I'm 76 myself and I resent the image John is creating about old men.I became extremely rankled when he threw his 86 year old mother under the bus by putting her on display to convey the message she was so alert at 86 that this would make him appear better. Shame on you John.You'll have trouble in the white house locating all the rooms and when you find the one you want you will ask yourself what did you come in there for.
It took me a while to admit I had to play my golf game from the forward tees but age hangs heavy around your neck.Give it up old man and join me for some bass fishing in Florida.
It is ironic how those most upset by this post claim to be so because they find it cruel yet you find it okay to make rude and obnoxious comments about the writer of it. Instead of opening debate in a logical manner, you resort to name calling and snide remarks. It is called SATIRE. Grow up!
Posted by: Jeanette at August 12, 2008 09:33 AM